Own That Coffee

A classic example of grammar terrorism at O'Hare International Airport

Ah Paradise

Paradise, Paridise, Pair o' dice, Parrot Ice

And the worst part? The word is spelled correctly directly above.

Top Ten

We probably have a "top 48" but I couldn't find that list on the internet.

Why it costs so much to send your kid to the Academy

Okay, so this one is particularly difficult.

There's a new produce store in Albuquerque. The name? Farmers Market. So that's where we go to buy farmers now.

Sunflower, a local grocery chain, puts the words "Farmer's Market" underneath their signage. What I want to know is, who is THE farmer who grows all of Sunflower's food?

And finally, Academy gets it right. They host a market where you can buy the produce grown by many farmers. Good job, Academy.

Now, all we have to do is save up our money to buy a premium tomato there.



A Real Lemon

The saddest thing about this sign is that I actually read it. Who does that?

HUH??

I think this is supposed to say "Clearance items!"

However, the $ instead of an "s", the apostrophe, and the three exclamation marks are confusing. Clearly the people at Grandma's Attic are more concerned with tuning instruments and smoking pot than correct grammar.

Was that too mean?

This does not make my toes happy

Pedi IS WHAT? That apostrophe sticks out like a sore thumb toe.