This does not make my toes happy

Pedi IS WHAT? That apostrophe sticks out like a sore thumb toe.

It's means it is!

Usually, apostrophe-s means a word is possessive. That is not the case with it's and its. It's is the contraction for "it is", while "its" is the possessive. This was my problem rule growing up; just remember, throw that apostrophe out with its trash!

Yes, Let's

I have to look at this disgrace every time I work. Let's, dangit, let's!

Fickle Shoe Store

Sheesh, if you're going to forget apostrophes, at least be consistent about it!

Your amazing what?

A classic example of someone who has not learned the difference between "your" and "you're".

Less than a penny!

Someone should go to Federico's, order the "chiken" tacos, give them a penny, and tell them to keep the change. Or, we could just tell them it's "$0.99 tacos" or "99 cent tacos". Oh, and chicken has another c. Also, I do not know how to find the cent symbol.

One-handed teaching

Spotted on the owner's manual of my new steamer.

Once upon a time...

Source

Wait... did the fairy godmother say it's better for a princess to be pretty, or smart?