A Buttery Mistake

Refefrigerated? That "grade declared" was clearly not an A in spelling.

Landscaping, speaking for itself.

When the man approached me in the garden center parking lot, I wish I had looked at the card he handed me before he walked away. I would have given him one of mine.

Panini is... what?

Spotted at a local Starbucks:

A Calorie-Free Mistake

Check out the ingredients list. Aren't you glad the favors are natural?

Real Confusing

I realize that "objets d'art" is French for
"artistic object". But isn't the magazine's name "Real Simple"? And shouldn't they at least be consistent in the title and text? Seems complicated to me...

AZ Tea counts as dairy!

There's nothing grammatically incorrect about this sign. It's just funny.

"Wrong"

In New Mexico, quotation marks are considered a decorative form of punctuation to be used at random